All the good people of the CH will report immediately to the open pub and begin posting with their left hand, whilst wanking furiously with their right.
That is all
Quote from: PWWP on October 08, 2019, 03:44:25 PM
All the good people of the CH will report immediately to the open pub and begin posting with their left hand, whilst wanking furiously with their right.
That is all
um, isn't that what everyone normally does?
...asking for a friend.
Quote from: morefoolyou on October 08, 2019, 04:09:46 PM
um, isn't that what everyone normally does?
Yes!
...asking for a friend.
Present. Posting with my right hand, wanking with the wrong one.
This thread is made-to-order for Fapatista.
Weird. Whatevs. :yawn: better'n navel-gazing, maybe? :D
Quote from: PWWP on October 09, 2019, 12:27:00 PM
This thread is made-to-order for Fapatista.
I think trotter is too busy schooling the deplorables at the moment.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on October 20, 2019, 03:03:25 PM
Weird. Whatevs. :yawn: better’n navel-gazing, maybe? :D
my navel or other peoples?
that's a great idea for a religion!!
Quote from: morefoolyou on October 22, 2019, 03:51:16 PM
my navel or other peoples?
that's a great idea for a religion!!
Not a religion, but an ideology, maybe.
Or, just stare at the wall and think "duuuuuhhhhh"... often, no thoughts or thoughts kept to oneself are better than too many spinny twisty self-absorbed thoughts. :D
You lost me after "good people"...
Guess the crop of "good people" is more...crop failure. Not many report to this Mos Eisley spaceport of the CH. scared it's a hive of scum and villainy, perhaps...
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 11, 2019, 07:44:06 PM
Guess the crop of "good people" is more...crop failure. Not many report to this Mos Eisley spaceport of the CH. scared it's a hive of scum and villainy, perhaps...
😂 We must be cautious!
Of everyone present
"It's not my fault"
I got my eye on you :skep:
What do you say when the eye you thought you had on someone else discovers their eye looking at you. Eye eye, sir!
Eye yi yi!
E eye E eye E eye O
😂
It's gettin hot in herre
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 06:31:43 PM
It's gettin hot in herre
But cold outside!!
Soflo is in the low 70s, Eskimo weather!
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 06:43:28 PM
But cold outside!!
Soflo is in the low 70s, Eskimo weather!
Shut up, Floridian! :snowball: I bet your ass isn't all itchy in the shower after a cold run >:( :D
I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 06:45:22 PM
Shut up, Floridian! :snowball: I bet your ass isn't all itchy in the shower after a cold run >:( :D
I thought the E eye E eye O was a Nelly reference.
:D T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 06:49:54 PM
:D T'was one E eye short. I'm not well versed on his music, so I thought it was Old MacDonald!
The Nelly song? You don't know E.I:
"But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey"
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4 (https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4)
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 06:58:09 PM
The Nelly song? You don't know E.I:
"But ain't nobody else droppin' shit like this
Should we apologize? Nah fuck 'em, just leave 'em pissed, hey"
https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4 (https://youtu.be/9zsmjVC-Sf4)
Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 07:03:07 PM
Sounds vaguely familiar, but I might be confusing with something by Drake. Or Drake's cakes.
I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he's a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, "paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White" is one of my favorite lines ever.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 07:09:47 PM
I find Drake to be an attractive gentleman, but have no love for his precious Raptors or, frankly, his music. However, I do like Nelly, maybe because he's a fellow Scorpio born in 1974. Plus, "paying cash, first class, sitting next to Vanna White" is one of my favorite lines ever.
:D
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 07:23:32 PM
:D
You're not gonna counter with "I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious"? :D
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 07:26:25 PM
You're not gonna counter with "I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious"? :D
Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 07:46:19 PM
Oh my! 😄 I was gonna say"Whoot, there it is!"
:skep: I don't think that was Nelly.
Quote from: PWWP on November 13, 2019, 07:51:47 PM
Good golly, Miss Molly!
Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it's been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We're drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee! :D
You should change your username to i am repartee.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on November 13, 2019, 07:56:51 PM
Do you think our witty open pub banter accounts for the main page claim that the most peeps online today is over double what it's been pretty much every day the last...year or more? We're drawing in new members, eager to join in the repartee! :D
You should change your username to i am repartee.
:roll:
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.
But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can't be sure
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 12:02:08 PM
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.
But you two us three have a good thing going, I think, I can't be sure
FIFY :D
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 12:02:08 PM
Beg RandMart to comeback and it could stir things up.
But you two have a good thing going, I think, I can't be sure
What do you mean?
Randmart is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. Or maybe that's Slowtwitch.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on December 20, 2019, 02:24:10 PM
FIFY :D
Nah, sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest. And then I sit and wonder if I "missed out" on something good.🤤
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 07:52:12 PM
Nah, sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest. And then I sit and wonder if I "missed out" on something good.🤤
So why post here? I mean, if you think it's a fart contest you don't really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? :D I for one value your contributions. This isn't the place for serious discourse, it's all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable "clown from It" sort, though) to the CH-isphere.
* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of "barbaric yawp". Butt-cheek squeak.
Quote from: ZyggiStarbucks on December 20, 2019, 08:00:27 PM
So why post here? I mean, if you think it's a fart contest you don't really want to be part of, do you just want to feel...superior for only letting out a butt-cheek squeak*? :D I for one value your contributions. This isn't the place for serious discourse, it's all fluff and nonsense for those who want to invite the public (not the creepy threatening unnameable "clown from It" sort, though) to the CH-isphere.
* this is going to be the Zoomer equivalent of "barbaric yawp". Butt-cheek squeak.
A one cheek sneak just can't compare. I will forever be inferior🤪
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
A one cheek sneak just can't compare. I will forever be inferior🤪
Not at all! Unleash the cheek! :D
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
A one cheek sneak just can't compare. I will forever be inferior🤪
Plus, if you're from Green Bay, home of the awesome Donald Driver statue and lots of white pelicans on the Fox River, there's nothing inferior there! :D
Quote from: SnarlyMarly on December 20, 2019, 07:52:12 PM
Nah, sometimes I think I am the person that walked in the room in the middle of a fart contest. And then I sit and wonder if I "missed out" on something good.🤤
The air in the open pub is a hell of a lot cleaner than the air in yammering!
Quote from: PWWP on December 20, 2019, 10:18:56 PM
The air in the open pub is a hell of a lot cleaner than the air in yammering!
That is so true!