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Beet juice?

Started by OldBaldHippie, November 19, 2012, 07:28:09 PM

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OldBaldHippie

searching for that lost shaker of salt...

radial

Tastes like crap and doesn't work nearly as well as EPO.  But I like beets in their solid form. 

"The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.

Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.

The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip...

The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies.

The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes."

― Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

witchypoo

Quote from: radial on November 19, 2012, 07:51:28 PM
Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.

this is the funniest thing i've read in weeks.

triciaflower

Beet with lemon. Good for lowering blood pressure.

Beets are good for anything to do with blood, apparently.

Why do I feel like I've said this before?  :D

OldBaldHippie

Quote from: triciaflower on November 20, 2012, 12:39:19 AM
Beet with lemon. Good for lowering blood pressure.

Beets are good for anything to do with blood, apparently.

Why do I feel like I've said this before?  :D

You may have...I'm easily distracted... ;)
searching for that lost shaker of salt...

MiniDriver

Beet juice is the best thing for constipation. 

Radial, I love Jitterbug Perfume and all other things Tom Robbins.
#minidriverisagenius

Shut up mini. Just because google changed it, doesn't mean in elementary school, we got it wrong.

She's an awful, awful human being.

I tend to trust Mini on these issues
Mini is so smart!

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triciaflower

Oh.. and it's red going in and red coming out.

merigayle

Quote from: triciaflower on December 08, 2012, 09:47:49 PM
Oh.. and it's red going in and red coming out.
yes


i am not into juicing, but DH and DD juice stuff a few times a week, usually beets, apples and carrots.
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