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**Boston Marathon 2018**

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Eco Ellen

Quote from: nadra's lackey on April 16, 2018, 04:18:06 PM
I'm just going to start dictating Ellen's report until she returns to duty...

Miles 20, 21:   13:56, 14:39

Everything is wet and I'm dying.  Stopped to punch a random guy with resting douche-face and steal his umbrella.  Heartbreak.  What drives you to push forward when you're simultaneously climbing a hill and swimming upstream?  Pretended the asphalt was Trump's face.  Effective.

LOLOLOLOL

ctjim


Eco Ellen

:D. I hope/plan to have mine done by tonight.

the kenyan

#63
It's already halfway written for you!

Jeez, those last few miles were like the bermuda triangle.  Even on the elite side I've never seen implosions like that.  Kirui had a 90 second lead on the crazy little asian after 35k, then ended up 2 1/2 minutes back.   Virtually the entire chase pack on both sides dropped out after the final glimpse of them.  Lead man caught all the women except desi (that was the main suspenseful part at the end to see if he could pull it off  :P  ).   Sarah Sellers (Utah native!) didn't even realize she was second until someone told her and then still didn't believe them  :hah:

Eco Ellen

Today is 50s with a tailwind and chance of a shower.

the kenyan

 :roll:

Apparently the Barkley RD controls the climate for Boston too. 

Arrojo

Quote from: Eco Ellen on April 17, 2018, 12:07:06 PM
Today is 50s with a tailwind and chance of a shower.

It just sprinkled briefly.
Trump sucks. "May his incompetence be a blessing" - Trotter

Mom of Scooby

Quote from: RandMart on April 17, 2018, 08:57:11 AM
I was talking to a girl at the gym about logistics for the upcoming Broad Street Run while watching and I was reminded that the last time I did that race [2016], it was in conditions much like they ran up in Boston yesterday

That race is only ten miles; I can't imagine what 26.2 would have been like = certainly a Sufferfest

Again, well done to everyone, and I hope you have all rehydrated, refueled, rested and defrosted today

Yeah it was exactly the same!!! Except for the 30 degree temps and howling winds in your face


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Ice Cream

congrats to our CH finishers!!!

Fast Eddie

I have one of the 100th Boston bibs.  Off to Boston I go for next year then.   ;)
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

Fast Eddie

Interesting article.

Why Men Quit and Women Don't

"The results for Boston, one of the most competitive marathons in the world, were doleful this year: The winning times for both men and women were the slowest since the 1970s, and the midrace dropout rate was up 50 percent overall from last year.

But finishing rates varied significantly by gender. For men, the dropout rate was up almost 80 percent from 2017; for women, it was up only about 12 percent. Overall, 5 percent of men dropped out, versus just 3.8 percent of women. The trend was true at the elite level, too."
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

Coyote Mas Loco

I'll stick to running, thank you.

the kenyan

Much ado about nothing. 

1) 90% of those idiots were in a state of delirium
2) she was tailgating (though I guess he did sort of cut her off)
3) it WAS after the finish line
4) He may well have said sorry, but you can't tell from the video. 

Poor self-awareness, but not exceptionally douchey.  Still outside Moonwalking Allison's league. 

the kenyan

Also he was far from alone in exaggerated finishing gestures if the person in the puke green on the far right who finished just after him is any indication.  He just had the more unfortunate timing.  And at least neither of them crossed the line with 7 kids spread out along the length of the road, which I believe was one of Moonwalking Allison's crimes.

Rochey

I'm impressed that he was physically capable of raising his arms three times.

Rochey

My chip didn't register between the start and the half mat. Are you going to start an investigation of me?

the kenyan


Plugging Along

Nowadays you better go all the way.
https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/

I suspect his revenue jumps after the biggies like Boston, New York and Chicago.

Go All The Way (1999 Digital Remaster)

ctjim