August resolutions thread.

[ZiggyStardust]

I resolve to only refer to the open pub as the gastropub. Sounds classier!

[siamesedream]

I resolve to only refer to the open pub as the gastropub. Sounds classier!

No gastropods will be consumed here, but afternoon clam juice will be served in lieu of afternoon tea.

[ZiggyStardust]

No gastropods will be consumed here, but afternoon clam juice will be served in lieu of afternoon tea.

[ZiggyStardust]

How are those resolutions going?

[radial]

How are those resolutions going?

Great!  I didn't make any.  August isn't when I resolve to do anything except enjoy myself. 

[ZiggyStardust]

Great!  I didn't make any.  August isn't when I resolve to do anything except enjoy myself.

For the month of August, Im going to post more in "Open Pub" than in "Yammering."

Me too!

Oh, indeedy?
The "me too" was in direct, quoted reference to the post that got this thread rolling.

[siamesedream]

I will post once a day, at least!

[siamesedream]

You people are not resolute.

[ZiggyStardust]

You people are not resolute.

I'm dissolute.

[siamesedream]

I'm dissolute.

Let the open pub be yowse playground.

[ZiggyStardust]

Let the open pub be yowse playground.

I think you and I have the playground to ourselves! Wanna go on the seesaw?

[siamesedream]

I think you and I have the playground to ourselves! Wanna go on the seesaw?

You'll be up in the air and I'll be on the ground. Let's do swings instead.

[ZiggyStardust]

You'll be up in the air and I'll be on the ground. Let's do swings instead.

Well, it's all about the law of the lever. IAP could fill you in if he were keeping his resolution.
Or, I can teach you physics at an 8th-grade level. No calculus involved. You'd be surprised how intuitive it is.

[siamesedream]

Well, it's all about the law of the lever. IAP could fill you in if he were keeping his resolution.
Or, I can teach you physics at an 8th-grade level. No calculus involved. You'd be surprised how intuitive it is.

It's been awhile since I've been on a seesaw, I need a refresher.

[ZiggyStardust]

It's been awhile since I've been on a seesaw, I need a refresher.

Up and down, up and down.
I'm sure you'd be skilled.

There's a playground in the 'nard with a ginormous slide built into the face of a hill (a popular sledding hill in winter). The sled has bumps, like speed bumps, along its length, and for an adult, if you don't stick the landing, you bust your tailbone or tear up your knees landing on the low-grade mulch at the bottom. A guy I knew hurt his back on the speed bumps; I've torn up a knee. All small humans seem to remain unscathed, though my kid has deemed the slide unsafe for grown-ups.
Not sure the pic does it justice:

[siamesedream]

Up and down, up and down.
I'm sure you'd be skilled.

There's a playground in the 'nard with a ginormous slide built into the face of a hill (a popular sledding hill in winter). The sled has bumps, like speed bumps, along its length, and for an adult, if you don't stick the landing, you bust your tailbone or tear up your knees landing on the low-grade mulch at the bottom. A guy I knew hurt his back on the speed bumps; I've torn up a knee. All small humans seem to remain unscathed, though my kid has deemed the slide unsafe for grown-ups.
Not sure the pic does it justice:

Good lords.
I had an accident on the playground in Ocean City when i was about 7 years-old. That's prolly where I got my psychic powers, it's a dead zone thing.

[ZiggyStardust]

Good lords.
I had an accident on the playground in Ocean City when i was about 7 years-old. That's prolly where I got my psychic powers, it's a dead zone thing.

"I see GTL people."
I bet you've got a PaulyD 'do!

[siamesedream]

"I see GTL people."
I bet you've got a PaulyD 'do!

What's GTL?


Is that somethin to do with the Jersey Shore? I could google it, I suppose.

[ZiggyStardust]

What's GTL?


Is that somethin to do with the Jersey Shore? I could google it, I suppose.

You never watched Jersey Shore??
Gym, Tan, Laundry.
You don't know who the Situation is, or Pauly D, or Snooki, or JWoww?

[siamesedream]

You never watched Jersey Shore??
Gym, Tan, Laundry.
You don't know who the Situation is, or Pauly D, or Snooki, or JWoww?

I'm pleased and proud to say that I've never watched an episode . I know who they are, because it was all over media and social media a few years back. MTV sucketh.