Beer

[siamesedream]

Check. Mate.
http://youtu.be/pvM5CLM1rwY

[ZiggyStardust]

Duck and cover! Oktoberfest fireworks are blasting robustly downtown!

[siamesedream]

Duck and cover! Oktoberfest fireworks are blasting robustly downtown!

I just Hershey squirted!

Explosion emoji!

[ZiggyStardust]

I just Hershey squirted!

Explosion emoji!

Boom ba da boom boom boom!!!
Must be da grand finale!

[siamesedream]

Boom ba da boom boom boom!!!
Must be da grand finale!

I need a shower.

[ZiggyStardust]

Among the new additions to the Merriam-Webster dictionary is "pregame," in its "drinking before an event" denotatiom.

[siamesedream]

Among the new additions to the Merriam-Webster dictionary is "pregame," in its "drinking before an event" denotatiom.

That's been in the vernacular for at least 10 years, but not 20.

It used to be called having a snort before you gort.

[ZiggyStardust]

That's been in the vernacular for at least 10 years, but not 20.

It used to be called having a snort before you gort.

But not in the dictionary.

Folks've been trolling in teh CH for yon years, too, but the interweb-meaning of "troll" is just being added now.

Alt-right and sriracha are new additions, too.

[siamesedream]

But not in the dictionary.

Folks've been trolling in teh CH for yon years, too, but the interweb-meaning of "troll" is just being added now.

Alt-right and sriracha are new additions, too.

I guess they have to wait a period of time before they commit, see if the word has staying power.

[ZiggyStardust]

I guess they have to wait a period of time before they commit, see if the word has staying power.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/help/faq-words-into-dictionary

[siamesedream]

Take this shit offline, you two

I can't tell if you're so fragile that one beer would irreparably break you, or that you're such a well balanced machine that one beer would seen you wildly careening off the rails

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/5_beers_two_days_before_HIM-any_suggestions%3F_P6419701/#p6419701

Don't make me throw down on you, I have a happy fun ball, and I'll use it.

[ZiggyStardust]

Take this shit offline, you two

I can't tell if you're so fragile that one beer would irreparably break you, or that you're such a well balanced machine that one beer would seen you wildly careening off the rails

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/5_beers_two_days_before_HIM-any_suggestions%3F_P6419701/#p6419701

Me body is a temple.

But, dayum! I been slowtwitched [\i] !

[siamesedream]

Me body is a temple.

But, dayum! I been slowtwitched [\i] !

Slowtwitch is a wonderland, albeit one I'll never visit.

[ZiggyStardust]

Slow twitch, slow wits, potayto, potahto...

[siamesedream]

Slow twitch, slow wits, potayto, potahto...

I visited, and guess who's over there? Randmart!


As they say in Plan 9 from Outer Space: Visits? That would indicate visitors!

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Worst Lines

[ZiggyStardust]

[siamesedream]

Post a comic strip every Sunday, call it the Sunday Funnies!

[ZiggyStardust]

Post a comic strip every Sunday, call it the Sunday Funnies!

That'd require too much commitment.

One of our administrators sends out "the Wednesday laugh" email every week--it's usually a wizard of id, shoe, or frank and Ernest comic. Occasionally, she breaks out an old chestnut from Calvin & Hobbes. I dread Wednesday morning, because I know that email is just sitting there waiting to suck.

[siamesedream]

That'd require too much commitment.

One of our administrators sends out "the Wednesday laugh" email every week--it's usually a wizard of id, shoe, or frank and Ernest comic. Occasionally, she breaks out an old chestnut from Calvin & Hobbes. I dread Wednesday morning, because I know that email is just sitting there waiting to suck.

It's positively zany for a work setting. Welcome to the mild-mannered world of adult humor. I'll have a chablee with that, and let it breath a little, will you?

[ZiggyStardust]

Ipswich 1A ipa with dinner. It was good.


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